Man Jailed for Sex with Vacuum

carwash

Wow, that sucks!

Sorry, could not resist. This, my friends, is a true story. It appears 29-year -old Jason Leroy Savage (why do the nuts always have 3 names) was caught performing a sex act with a CAR WASH VACUUM and was sentenced to 90 days in prison. He pleaded no contest to indecent exposure and must also submit to a drug test. Yeh, I would say that would be indecent for sure, and you have to be pretty wasted to think it was ok. But lets face it, a lot of you guys out there reading this are a bit curious, no?

Wow, a car wash vacuum. That REALLY sucks. Literally. Surprised he did not leave his member behind.

Gives the saying ‘chrome off a bumper’ a whole new meaning.

Can’t make this stuff up.

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One response to “Man Jailed for Sex with Vacuum

  1. J.

    I read that story, too, Amy, and was like “Huh? Wha?” Then again, in a world where men use hamsters as sex toys, am I really surprised? Sadly, no. But thanks to this story, I will not be getting my car vacuumed out any time soon. Ick. (Btw, who assigns these stories? Can you imagine what the editor’s orders were to the reporter?)

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