Once again, my nephew has fed me another absurdity to share with my readers (thanks Matt).
Ladies and gentleman, I bring you:
Mantyhose! Not your mother’s pantyhose. (nice tagline)
Back in November I brought you the man bra, or what we Seinfeld fans like to call the Mansierre. Women, humor me for a moment and think of your significant other in a pair of these. Or better yet, everyone picture you dad. Your favorite professor. Your pediatrician. The gardner. Oh, I could keep going with this one, the visuals are fabulous. Oh wait…
The plumber! No more butt crack worries if he is wearing a pair of Mantyhose.
I love the ‘male comfort panel with convenient fly opening’. Guys, you will never have to know the joys or a pantyhose waistband around your knees while squatting over a public toilet.
My favorite part? Mild compression. I would imagine mild compression would be a nice sensation whereas tight compression could become a problem.
Want to purchase a pair? You can do that here.
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