Monthly Archives: December 2009

Blue Moon

You know, like once in a… Apparently we have one tonight. How lovely for New Year’s Eve. This is the first New Year’s Eve blue moon since 1990. There will not be another for 19 years. That must make this … Continue reading

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Font Masturbation

No, I did not make up that name, but I wish I did. This is an actual typeface that I found today while doing a font search. I will admit I colored it and added the effects, but hey, who … Continue reading

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Time to Cry Tuesday – The family you choose

We are very fortunate Jews; very fortunate indeed, as we are invited to a most amazing Christmas every year with our dearest friends. I wrote about this last year but I can’t help but post again about an evening that … Continue reading

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Career Choices

The scene: Driving to a family gathering. Jana is cranky. Me: What’s the problem, why so cranky? Jana: Because everyone will ask about college, my major, my trip abroad and what I want to do with my life. Gary: Just … Continue reading

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Eat. Drink. Sleep. Repeat.

Holiday weekends can be so stressful. There is all that food and alcohol, and lying on the couch and changing of channels, reading of books and turning of pages. How the hell do you get anything done in this atmosphere? … Continue reading

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Confirmed Sibling

I received this message on facebook this morning. I have to say I am quite relieved. I guess our contract was almost up and I can be a bit of a pain in the ass, so the confirmation is comforting. … Continue reading

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From a Jew on Christmas

Ho. Ho. Ho. Or for you kvetchy jews out there like the lady on the deli line in the market yesterday: Oy. Oy. Oy. Forget religion for a moment and let’s talk about the holiday season and what it does … Continue reading

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Let’s Play Holiday Air Travel – A Reality Show

Flying. It just plain sucks these days. Weather, no weather, it’s all the same. Delays, cancellations, cranky passengers, bag fees, no meals… no fun. Today, Jana played the third installment of fly home at Christmastime from a school in the … Continue reading

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Time to Cry Tuesday – 55 precious minutes from the past

These days we take for granted the ease in which we document and share our memories. With digital cameras, smartphones and flip video we can share a moment in real-time with our entire network of friends and family without giving … Continue reading

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Never too old to rock n roll but way too old to shovel

My mother in law called this morning, “Don’t you dare shovel”, she said. Then my mom called, “Please don’t shovel”, she said. Me? Oh I am a big shot. I LOVE shoveling. The cold crisp air, the dogs running around, … Continue reading

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