A what kind of couch?!

vagina-couch

You can buy anything on Craigs List. Really, ANYTHING!

And I can prove that with this listing for…

The Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch

Yep, that’s right. I bet you were wondering what the picture was. Or maybe you weren’t exactly wondering because it is kind of obvious. But maybe you were thinking it was a Georgia O’Keefe sculpture.

I love the description in the listing where she says, “For Sale – beautiful pink “vagina couch” that I made in art school and no longer have space for.”

Ok, so what is she adding to her decor that leaves her with no room for this? A penis chair maybe?

This is even better:

“the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape.”

So what, this hey-nanny-nanny* couch has not seen all that much action, huh?

Thanks, once again, to cousin Frankie for pointing this out to me. Hey Frankie, what were you doing shopping for a vagina couch anyway?

* Gary term

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15 Comments

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15 responses to “A what kind of couch?!

  1. Liz

    Wow. That is just so wrong!

  2. Harry

    do your kids know what you are writing about in your “spare time”? I would also be very concerned what your cousin was doing on the Internet that this couch came up on his search!

  3. Flip

    Nice….finally a vagina I can crawl back into…every man’s subconscious fantasy…or so I’ve read ;-)

  4. I’m sure hubs would love this one but I’m buying it for my dog!

  5. margi

    Young lesbian to her partner, “honey i bought us the coolest couch today!” Except, you can’t really sit on it as much as IN it, so IDEAL for the re-birthing specialist. Instead of the big ol’ pile of pillows in the corner, participants can emerge instead directly from this assimilated vagina. Recovery from birth trauma guaranteed or your money back. Not responsible for emergence of other-related neuroses.

  6. Doctor Jimmy

    This couch would look great in my waiting room…What a practice builder!! Not sure if my male patients would want to proceed to the dental chair!

  7. Cathy

    So do you need to wear a plastic bag so you can practice safe couch

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  9. Hi! I just found your blog and am laughing out loud at this. Thanks for the belly laugh. I needed it!

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