Monthly Archives: September 2009

Technical flu

Forget about swine, I am suffering from something way worse. I’ve got me a bad case of the technical flu. Now, I bet you are thinking that I am going to blame this on Mercury being in Retrograde, but oddly … Continue reading

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My true love of AAA

I have been a AAA member on and off for many years. There is something comforting about knowing that you can have roadside assistance wherever you may be. Hmmm, define ‘assistance’. I have never called them before yesterday, and honestly … Continue reading

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Time to (laugh till you) Cry Tuesday

Jews were not meant to go without food. It is a simple fact that without caloric intake, and surely caffeine, things can go haywire. Big time. Antics. That is the only way to explain the absurdity of the end of … Continue reading

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I’d Rather Starve

Actual conversation: Me: Just wanted to touch base with you because I will be out of the office on Monday for the Jewish Holiday. Client: I am so jealous. Me: Yeh, well, we have to starve. Client: I would rather … Continue reading

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Outrageous Emails

We all get them from time to time. Those outrageous emails that either inform you of the millions you can claim from some Nigerian bank or the those that are complete nonsense and sound like a foreigner randomly picked words … Continue reading

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Uranus underwear!

I kid you not. Thanks to that grand diva of design in the blogosphere, designmom, I am now privy to these skivvies. These are soy based underwear. Sustainability with a sense of humor, what could be better? Imagine the founders … Continue reading

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Menopause, Mercury in Retrograde and other Mania

I can’t sleep. All forms of technology are going wacky. Appliances are on the blink. I feel like I am in groundhogs day. I am hot. I am cold. I am bloated. I am starving. I can’t complete a task, … Continue reading

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Long Guyland, New Yawk

For those who do not live in these parts, that is the way people tawk heah. Well, not all of us, but I suppose many. If you are a New Yorker you can tell the subtle difference between the Brooklyn … Continue reading

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Bandals or Soots?

I just don’t know what to make of this style. Are these bandals or soots? Neither really works for me. Sometimes you can get away with a combo name. Like the skort, for instance. That was big back in the … Continue reading

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Time to Cry Tuesday – Hit Send

We are here. Where, you ask? Here! On the other side of ‘send’. And with that simple click of the mouse, Danny – the baby – has submitted his first college app. Too melodramatic, you say. Hmmm, well I say … Continue reading

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