Monthly Archives: March 2009
Closing Down This Blog
I would like to start by to thanking all of my readers for their support and continued readership since I started this journey. I began this blog as a place to have some fun and to learn. I have certainly … Continue reading
Time to Cry Tuesday – I Can
Imagine a toddler falling in love with his Little Tikes basketball hoop and finding a life’s passion at a tender young age. Imagine that same little boy, no more than 10 years old, shooting hoops in his ice-encrusted driveway during … Continue reading
Filed under games, teenagers, Time to Cry Tuesdays
Top Ten Search Terms (vol. 8)
Search terms are my favorite part of blogging stats. Seems there are all sorts of crazies out there keywording their little fingers to the bone to find out more about subjects like tampons and hairy backs. Lucky for me I … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, blogging, humor, search engine terms, searches
Forget about diet and exercise
This is my week to pick on the local medical community. Honestly, this one makes Turkey Neck look good. I must admit I absolutely LOVE the clip art. When I was growing up there was a doctor that people used … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, body image, health, humor
Turkey Neck?*
Another ridiculous ad from the same local paper that brought us Doodyman! But this one is more about crap than he was. Anyone else find this ad offensive? Jeez, give me a break. Seriously, with all the money you guys … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, body image, health, humor, marketing, women
Man Jailed for Sex with Vacuum
Wow, that sucks! Sorry, could not resist. This, my friends, is a true story. It appears 29-year -old Jason Leroy Savage (why do the nuts always have 3 names) was caught performing a sex act with a CAR WASH VACUUM … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, humor, news
Random Thought Thursday
Is it because I am a twitter addict or do I naturally think in 140 characters or less? Today begins a scary experiment on I Could Cry: Random Thought Thursday. If you have been reading me for any amount of … Continue reading
Filed under random thought thursday
Who needs a quarter when you have a little sister?
A few weeks ago Danny and I staged a funny shot with one of these machines. A friend sent me this video because it reminded him of that post. There is no sound but it is still hysterical. I particularly … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, danny, humor, parenting
Time to Cry Tuesday – Lifestyles of the Rich & Clueless
Prada purple stone nylon patent trim medium tote from Bluefly Yesterday Newsday ran an article titled, Luxury retailers hit as wealthy LIers cut back, too. Catchy title, right? Actually terrible title. LIers means Long Islanders in this context, but hey, this … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, Time to Cry Tuesdays
The Dressing Room
There is something about shopping for a dress that puts most women over the edge. Unless you have the perfect figure, and even then there is usually something about yourself that does not work for you in that evil 3-way … Continue reading
