Monthly Archives: February 2009
She bit her tongue?
Conversation with my mom tonight: Mom: I spoke with so-and-so today. Me: That’s nice, you haven’t heard from her in awhile. Mom: No, we have been talking a lot lately. She is a bit lonely. She doesn’t have many friends … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, conversations, humor, relationships
The Daystretcher
When I was little my grandfather had all of these great little sayings that we took for granted. Now that it has been many years since he died, 20 actually, I often think of his quotes and smile at how … Continue reading
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Technojanitor
Danny: I can’t find my driver’s ed contract. Me: I will have the office fax me a new one. Danny: What would I do if you were technically challenged? Me: You won’t ever have to worry about that (and faxing would be more … Continue reading
Jesus Toast Tattoo
No I did not make this up. Another famous product from my travels. Should have been in the same aisle as the Believe in God Instantly Breath Spray but it was not. Unfortunate missed opportunity in merchandising in my opinion. … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, humor
Time to Cry Tuesday – Sitting Shiksa
No, there is not a typo in that headline. Keep reading and you will see what I mean. This past week one of my dearest friends – my wife of sorts – lost her dad. She and I are known somewhat … Continue reading
Filed under communities, friendship, relationships, Time to Cry Tuesdays
Mambo Movers
Every once in awhile I will post about something amusing that I see on the road. Let us not forget the ever famous We are #1 at picking up #2 Call-Ahead billboard post that landed me my most famous link in … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, carry a camera, cars, companies, places of interest, road trip
OCD Action Figure
I know what you are thinking, ‘where does she FIND this stuff?’ You know, I think it just finds me. Once again let me disclaimer this post with the fact that some of my best friends and family members … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, humor, products
Believe in God…Instantly
I simply LOVE the addition of the word *instantly*. Just another one of those precious products that I found on my travels. I love the woman in the picture. Notice the Photoshop rendition of the cross around her neck. Oh … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, marketing, products
What Movie Was That?
The following is a direct transcription of a story Jana told me today on Blackberry Messenger. Jana: OMG, the funniest thing happened this morning! Me: What? Jana: This morning someone said to Hannah ” your presentation is today. Are you … Continue reading
Filed under absurdities, Jana, relationships
Taxicab Confessions Revisited or Putting the Social in Social Media
A quick aside, sorry for no Time to Cry Tuesday this week… had not time (to cry). Back in October we had this wild experience in a cab with a driver who claimed to be Doug Ingle from Iron Butterfly. … Continue reading
Filed under communities, friendship, humor, women
